Monday, May 05, 2008

Clarification

The Dartmouth Pain Train, for the first time in its history, won New England Regionals this past weekend. We qualified for Nationals in Boulder, CO by defeating the University of Rhodes Island (15-9), Boston College (15-7), Brown (15-10) and, in the finals, Tufts (15-11).

There is a lot of video and other media from the tourney, so as I review it during the next few days and as we start gearing up for the competition in Colorado, I'll post a game-by-game recap. But if there is anyone out there reading this, and you're an ex-Pain Trainer, then know that we only made it because of the foundation you left us.

woot woot. we are psychotic.

lamar

Sunday, May 04, 2008

NOTICE

I A MD RINK.

WE ARE BALLERS>.

NEW BENGLAHD. NUmEBR ONE.

WOOT WOOT

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Sectionals

See, it is one thing to bang out a quick recap of what we do at practice. Writing a full weekend's worth of game updates is much less pleasant - add to that the fact that I can barely sit still this week in anticipation of Regionals, and man, I don't know how much effort I'm going to put into this. I guess I gave away that we made Regionals.

We got there somewhat latish, cause the bus got lost? I dunno, I was amazingly fast asleep on the bus. Hibernation. Warm ups, scrimmage ourselves with a litany of spies from the other teams in the section watching us, etc. Luckily for us, we got all of our weak playing out in that first scrimmage.

A few teams never showed up, costing the section a bid to regionals, and turning a 4 (and, for a brief moment, 3) game tournament into 7 games for us, the top seed. Started against Bridgewater State once the situation was fixed. Umm. It wasn't close. They've got a good handler guy. Nobs took a girl to the house quite a few times. Huge layout Ds by Carson, Cobbles and Dermott in this game.


Then, UNH. We've played them a bunch over my tenure at Dartmouth, they always seem to have some type of chip on their shoulder - hard to explain exactly what I mean, but they certainly don't like us. Last year at Sectionals some short chump threw up a big spike on us when they scored to make it 12 - 2, which I didn't appreciate. Anyways, we played them hard, and stuck to the fundamentals. They have some very legitimate talent, which we shut down for the most part. A lot of teams in the section like to rely on the deep game, not wanting to do the work required to be a good ultimate team, and we never let them this weekend, which was baller.

Next was Colby. I always wonder what it would be like if I was playing Denton King in these games, and he was just some dude in a blue shirt with a big C on it, instead of this glorious ATLien I know and love. Anyways, I don't recall all that much about this team except that it had some good Ds against us - really the only team that I recall actually blocking discs we threw, as opposed to getting turns off our drops. Not that they did it often, but I recall a few shots to the endzone getting knocked around.

Last game of the day was Bowdoin. Now, this is a legit team. We're better, no doubt about it, but these guys have some good skillsets - interesting D looks, good break throws, rips in the air, etc. I think they actually broke us before we broke them, but once we busted out our zone look, we got Ds pretty reliably. This was by far our closest game of the day, in fact of the weekend, 13-8. As Socks said afterwards, we done well, but man, we need to fire it up, actually force those turns instead of waiting for them.

Bus to Chinese buffet and then to Graham's, I slept through what I'm told was a nice desert. In the Maineline motel, we got a bunch of rooms. Some folks played video games, Dermott watched Planet Earth, I saw the Flyers sucker punch the Canadians in Montreal, then flipped over to the end of True Lies.

"BYE!"

Ok, so we went back on Sunday morning, I don't recall much of the last pool play game, but then we had Dalhousie in the semis. Dal, I feel, has always demanded some respect on this team, ever since they destroyed the Pain Train in 04 or 05 with a bunch of ineligible players. In years past, they haven't brought many guys - it is a long, long drive, and usually during their finals or something. THis year, they had a lot of dudes, and I'd estimate the median age at 47. But we came out firing on all cylinders, really ready to lay it down. They planned on forcing us out, but we both managed to easily get open under and take those deep shots they were giving us when they were open. Beautiful, really fun game. There was an awful travel call against me, but so goes life.

In the finals, we saw Bowdoin, victors of UMF. So we were spared having to directly dreg up memories of last year's nail biter in the semis, 16-14. No question, NONE WHATSOEVER that we would have rolled the Beavers, but it's nice to keep your mental health in positive spirits the whole time. Bowdoin, as they showed with their 3 man team last year, only really cares about making it to regionals, which they had done by making the finals. So, they opened up the rotation a bunch, and we rolled to Sectional victory 15-7.

So, because of various other Sectionals results, we've earned the second seed at Regionals. Harvard is top dog on the other side of the bracket, having bested Tufts in Sectionals. Below us are B Mo, The EMen, Umass, WUFO, BC and MIT. We'll face Rhode Island in the first round on Saturday morning, and from there it's all up in the air. One thing I am happy about is the fact that Bowdoin and UMF got some respect in the seedings this year - I feel that they are strong programs, and while they are rarely talented enough to get out of the first round of regionals, they can certainly do damage to any team in the region.

Ok, that's all from me for now. It is raining in Hanover, which meant we just had tossing, no practice yesterday - but that's ok, we needed to get our legs back under us, and touches in the rain are valuable as well. Wow, regionals in like 4 days. Go pain train.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Lite

As in, Lite practice today. Also, DUF Lite is a yellow bequest shirt someone (Jake Routhier?) has.

Where was I?

Oh yes - practice. And its comparative lack of weight. But only in a good way - we ran a good hard scrimmage to three, or maybe it was to five, and then worked on mark positioning, man defense and cutting off of one another's cuts.

Then talkie talkie and stretching. Series starts tomorrow.

woot woot.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Scrimmage Scrimmage Scrimmage

A recipe for today's Pain Train practice. Winds picked up at Sachem for the first time since we got back out there, so we focused on running zone. In the first scrimmage, it was a lot of D line pulling, throwing a zone look, O line working it fairly well but not all the way and then D line trying for a quick score before O's zone got set. I guess that is somewhat close to the things we can expect to see against other teams - our D might face some zones, but I'd guess not a ton, and I don't know for sure how often our O line is planning on running a zone (since I've predicted zero turnovers for them from here to Worlds, I'd guess never.)
Then a break, some more scrimmaging focused on getting off the sidelines, then another scrimmage that the O line romped in. At the end, huddles and optional half hour of plyos as the thunder rolled in.

Sectionals this weekend, good focus on that at the moment. I heard we might be staying at hotels, which will be different from previous years, but I'm looking forward to insisting that ESPN be on at all times, as that one book about ultimate clearly states is my right.

lamar

Monday, April 21, 2008

Not Much To Report

We practiced again today. As Schmidty put it in part 17 of his Day blitz, "As it is a day, yes, we have practice." It was fun, although we were missing GBot, Ziggity and Mackey (all for valid reasons) and it was amazing how different practice feels when you don't have even one of your teammates there (or rather, when even one of your teammates isn't there. I could go back and change that sentence, but why bother?)


Oh, and the PLayout won Sectionals by like a million and three.

lamar

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Back At Sachem

It is real sweet to get back on our homefields at Sachem. We've finally been approved to play their with our cleats on, so we have at this point moved away from Radclif, as well as it has served us, to get back at our home base. A field is a field, but it is great to get out there and be right next to the BNess guys, who brought their heckle during the warmups and alternated between playing boot and ultimate.
On the A side, we started with an O vs. D scrimmage to three, with double scoring rules in effect. For sort of the first time, the need to score twice was an impediment - I think we turned it two or three times after the initial scores? Anyways, as always when we're playing ourselves it is difficult to know if we should be encouraged about the good D or frustrated with the stagnant O, but whatever.

So then afterwards we started to do some sortof 5 pull with the 'stud' lines on O and D playing against the other guys. If nothing else, it was a lot of fun to play with guys we normally don't get to - swinging to Dorner and communicating in the zone with Nick Brown and Schmidty was cool. Anyways, O Studs struggled in the first 5 pull set - they didn't get a score, although most of their turns were just misexecutions, and the other guys line did get one score for ourselves. In the next set, O started to do a bit better, with some big flick puts from Mischa getting pulled down.
Next, we switched it up so that the stud D line was playing against the rest of the team, and this time we played normal scrimmage rules (i.e. play until there's a score, not just two turns) except with the D pulling every time. This was fun - our studs only really got beaten when the other team scored very quickly, from what I recall. I think there are some good things to pick up from that, and also that we've got to run our zones more in that set so that when we want to throw them we're totally prepared.

Conditioning was 10-20s, with throws. I actually prefer this to 5-10s, you're not hitting the same turns, and the rest is longer. I dunno, it was a good one, especially because it helps the guy about to run work on his throws - they've got to be flat, spinning hard and reaching the guy just as he turns. Money money money.

After practice, we talked about the day, the week and so on. After the huddle, discussion turned to the playoff beards we're all working on, and particularly to Mountain Man Meyers, who insisted he was about to shave. This couldn't be allowed to happen, so after a ton of berating he agreed to Rosham for it with Watson. The stakes were high - if Beans lost, he couldn't shave until our season was over, and if he won Watson had to wax his back at the post-Regionals party. However, Watson won the first throw, and after a dramatic pause threw his Fire to win the battle and condemn Molly to a few weeks of discomfort.

Oh, and the new shorts came. Ballllllller.

lamar